Sadie

I remembered watching a programme once where a lady sold her used knickers. I know right? She'd buy 10 pairs from the market for £2, wear them for …

Now this is going to be a bit jumpy and random (just for a change like!), but this is how I wrote it at the time. You didn't …

1.02pm & Mark wants to know if we can "have fun on here instead". Not unless I can find a way for you to pay for it Mark…. …

13:54pm 'Sorry I have brain injury, get confused' email sent. 'Its okay hun, we're here to help' Ah good. Hate having to apologise all the time.

3:02pm. It brought one. Bless Mark still popping up in my DMs with his hi darlings. Going to stop replying. He's not getting my time for free. Ooh …

12:30pm Jo pops round for a cuppa, tell her about the mis-sent email to an unknown S, we laugh, she leaves, I feel bereft.

Before I'd laid out any money and stretched my morals to their limit, I DM'd two followers who I thought were pretty open and would want me to …

Tuesday 27 November 16:33pm Back at it Sales: 0Twitter followers: 61Right, going to focus on getting new followers. And that means finding & posting a sex gif *sighs* …

Wednesday 5 December 2018 Woke up feeling like death. Weird thing with Fibromyalgia is I wake up every day feeling hungover or like I'm about to go down …

The more I had to concentrate, the more my headache hurt. But truth be told I can't remember most of what I was doing during this period. I …

Forgot where I got up to. Oh yes, I was crying about underwear. Sent him a photo saying should I keep this one and he replied "Depends on …

Wake at 5.50am feeling like death. That'll be the Fibromyalgia. Every day is like waking up with a hangover. Its why I rarely drink these days. But when …

I'd look at the tweets of the woman who must be in her 60s, tweeting underwear (sometimes naked) full length shots and realise that's why the buyers will …

Well for starters I changed back into Joy. Wasn't too difficult as I'd never quite got to grips with being an alter-ego.

Its at this point I realise I probably shouldn't be exchanging cakes for money without this hygiene certificate. Its illegal. Oh. But I'd bought loads of cake ingredients …

Well I shan't talk (bore) you through the whole thing [oh, hang on, I probably will!] but it wasn't until end of July that I was properly mobile …

He said guidelines were not to refer people to the Head Injury Therapy Unit for at least 3 months after the event as some of my defects [not …

Now where was I before Part 3 – oh yes, the pain. After not being able to move/bake anything for four months I realised a baker's life maybe …

And then the panic set in. What the hell dude?! Now I've been gifted a website I actually have to write stuff. Instantly feeling indebted to him. Must …

The Confusion Reigns Supreme And then began many questions by him and many, MANY 'sorry, what?'s from me.