How boring is that?! Imagining you’ve planted seeds. 18yo me would be absolutely mortified. And 40 year old me to be honest. Its only since I’ve been getting funeral plans through the post this gardening thing happened! Jokes. It was COVID and hot weather. Continue reading
The day we moved out (see My Accident: Part 1) I was sat in the kitchen, boxes piled high. One of the removal men was already freaking out because he thought he saw his mate go in the bathroom but there was no one there. And then he says: “Could do with some music” and LO the radio alarm clock three boxes down started playing. I KID YOU NOT! Continue reading
I opened the window and a lady put her arm INTO THE CAR onto my shoulder and said “Its alright. Everything is going to be alright. You’ve done good things, it will all be okay.” Continue reading
I got up, turned the light on and sat there basically crapping myself (metaphorically) until daylight. Weird thing though, when I got out of bed and looked down my inner thighs were covered in lots of of tiny bruises. And all down my outer legs. Like little fingerprint size bruises. Continue reading
Anyway, at least it was my already damaged hand. Could’ve been worse, I didn’t nearly die this time! Continue reading
Ahhh it was probably dodgy electrics, right? Dodgy electrics that also caused the light switch to move as well… Continue reading
Part One: Never Underestimate The Power of Fear That’s what the scientist bloke said on the Battersea Poltergeist podcast with Danny Robins. That was his response to pots and pans flying around a room (often smashing against walls) witnessed by many people. Mate, if you only knew! I’ve had a… Continue reading
I miss my nephew. Have I mentioned that?(!) He’s going to be three in April and I haven’t seen him since Christmas 2019 when he was one. How’s he going to know I’m his favourite aunty if I never see him?! I rang my brother. “Can we just do a… Continue reading
Already tracked down biological mother but she doesn’t want to meet/know me and my siblings (two sisters and one brother on her side) don’t know I exist. I’m a dirty secret. For now. Continue reading
Part Three Where did I get to. One death, one attempted murder and I arrive at mother’s. My youngest brother and his wife already there. The relief. Dazed and still shaken up, thanks to Mr BMW. SiL was asking me if I was okay with this funeral choice, okay with… Continue reading