The One Where I Lied to A Friend
This is not a 'change my mind for me' piece of writing, I'm sick to death of reading/hearing/thinking about it. After this the word is not coming out of my mouth or off my fingers. Right, here goes...
Family *rolls eyes to high heaven*
You Can’t Do That! “You’ll cause so much trouble!” my cousin C said. I’ll be honest with you, I can’t remember her exact words but it was something along the lines of you can’t do that, you’ll blow everything up…
Oops I Did It Again
I gave up when I tripped up someone's doorstep and slammed my head into their front door. Honestly, its a miracle I have any working brain cells left!
Last Weekend
I'm 51 years old and I'm still having firsts. Awesome. Get comfy.
The Boy Bailey
It happened again. Where is he?! I was trying to quell the absolute fear but it was rising rapidly. Give him a minute, you know he’s deaf now, can’t hear you. He’s probably in the bushes eating fox shit. But…
One Step Forward, Two Shaky Steps Back
Nothing new there you might say – and you’d be right Where to begin. The water that spilt on my four month old laptop and killed it was probably the start and it all snowboarded downhill from there really. (I…
My Brain Injury And Me
How boring is that?! Imagining you've planted seeds. 18yo me would be absolutely mortified. And 40 year old me to be honest. Its only since I've been getting funeral plans through the post this gardening thing happened! Jokes. It was…
The Ghost Posts – Part 5
The day we moved out (see My Accident: Part 1) I was sat in the kitchen, boxes piled high. One of the removal men was already freaking out because he thought he saw his mate go in the bathroom but…
The Ghost Posts – Part 4
I opened the window and a lady put her arm INTO THE CAR onto my shoulder and said "Its alright. Everything is going to be alright. You've done good things, it will all be okay."
The Ghost Posts: Part 3
I got up, turned the light on and sat there basically crapping myself (metaphorically) until daylight. Weird thing though, when I got out of bed and looked down my inner thighs were covered in lots of of tiny bruises. And…
