Thursday 1 Oct 2020 8am to 10.30am Alarm went off at 8am and yes, thankfully I’d remembered to set timer on coffee machine last night. Shame I fell back to sleep and woke up at 8.45am when Sophie brought one to me. I was supping my coffee, opening Twitter, what’s… Continue reading
1. Write an Unpopular Blog You know the one. I still stand by it. Don’t sleep with married men you meet via twitter and then out others as dangers. The message probably wasn’t relayed perfectly (the “written by a toddler” comment still stings, well done you) but there we go…. Continue reading
And then began what would’ve looked like I was trying to steal a dog. A combination of pleading, pushing and pulling. I’d pull for a few seconds whilst pleading, he’d start walking. For about 4 steps and then stop again. And repeat. ALL THE WAY. Continue reading
The call ended with him saying “Okay, well if you ever lose him again then call me and I’ll help you find him”. Dude! I sincerely hope I never ever lose him again but thanks! Continue reading
There had been no sightings of him for 24 hours. And since walking her little socks off for hours, Sophie (through tears) asked if she could go to nanny’s. Of course you can. Then I can drop this brave face. Continue reading
I’d underestimated her, she wasn’t going to fall apart. And I did have a little chuckle that even in the darkest of times she managed to fit a bacon sandwich* into the schedule. Continue reading
So yes readers, I did a wee in the woods. As well as dunking a hoodie in tuna oil and wiping it on the ground. Continue reading
Monday AM I ran out of the grounds “Bailey! Bailey! BAI-LEY!”, no sight of him. Biblical rain started to fall. Of course it did. A man on a bus stop other side of road shouts over “HE WENT THAT WAY!” and pointed to the lane I used to walk Sophie… Continue reading
I quit. And ended up as a housekeeper/companion, for m’lady. Which is how I came to be scrubbing her toilet when the out of nowhere, un-forecast storm hit on that fateful Monday morning. Continue reading
