And then began what would’ve looked like I was trying to steal a dog. A combination of pleading, pushing and pulling. I’d pull for a few seconds whilst pleading, he’d start walking. For about 4 steps and then stop again. And repeat. ALL THE WAY. Continue reading
The call ended with him saying “Okay, well if you ever lose him again then call me and I’ll help you find him”. Dude! I sincerely hope I never ever lose him again but thanks! Continue reading
There had been no sightings of him for 24 hours. And since walking her little socks off for hours, Sophie (through tears) asked if she could go to nanny’s. Of course you can. Then I can drop this brave face. Continue reading
I’d underestimated her, she wasn’t going to fall apart. And I did have a little chuckle that even in the darkest of times she managed to fit a bacon sandwich* into the schedule. Continue reading
So yes readers, I did a wee in the woods. As well as dunking a hoodie in tuna oil and wiping it on the ground. Continue reading
Monday AM I ran out of the grounds “Bailey! Bailey! BAI-LEY!”, no sight of him. Biblical rain started to fall. Of course it did. A man on a bus stop other side of road shouts over “HE WENT THAT WAY!” and pointed to the lane I used to walk Sophie… Continue reading
I quit. And ended up as a housekeeper/companion, for m’lady. Which is how I came to be scrubbing her toilet when the out of nowhere, un-forecast storm hit on that fateful Monday morning. Continue reading
(That sounds familiar. Have I used that as a blog title before? Possibly, I say it often enough!) Why?! Why would I think draft tweets would be a good place to store thoughts for my blog? WHY?! Anyone? Bueller? Yes, I deleted them by mistake again. Bloody brain. Pre-accident if… Continue reading
I can’t be arsed with filters. Just know that none of my photos have filters. Except my Twitter avi because I WISH I looked like that and you’ve got to have dreams. Or money for plastic surgery. Continue reading
Couldn’t get white chocolate chips either (oh these hazy crazy Covid days) so I used a Happy Shopper white chocolate bar (100g) from a Premier store which cost about 50p. Bargain. Continue reading