My Week
Wheelless – Week 5
My leaflets were ready, but was I? Only one way to find out. So off I trotted to Sainsburys. "Can I give you a..." "NO" "Hello, can I give you..." "NO THANK YOU!" "Would you like to..." NO!" I can't…
Wheelless Week 4 -Continued
Forgot I was supposed to be faking it until making it! Disregard previous blogpost, really I'm flying high! Every day I'm winning! In my dreams. I have an upline who posts continuous holiday photos on Facebook and that's who I…
Wheelless – Week 4
Along the way I was bitten by something and someone is going to have some lovely CCTV footage of me scratching my boob all up their front path.
Wheelless: Week 3
Next thing the back door opens and a policewoman grabbed Sophie and threw her on the seat and they're still shouting and yelling and rocking! I was shaking, huge adrenalin rush. Remember when police used to HELP you find your…
Lockdown Life
I miss my nephew. Have I mentioned that?(!) He’s going to be three in April and I haven’t seen him since Christmas 2019 when he was one. How’s he going to know I’m his favourite aunty if I never see…
Just Another (Miserable) Manic, (Attempted Murdering) Monday – Part Two
I rang back and cancelled. Two days later she found out that both her and son were COVID positive. So the stepfather finally did do something good for me. His timely death might've prevented me catching it.
Just Another (Miserable), Manic, (Attempted Murdering ) Monday
She'd called the ambulance eight times in the last week. The first time was because he refused to get out of bed.
My Week: The One Where I Got A Bit Carried Away With Myself
I messaged Pen: I can't get on my website. What does this mean? "Resource Limit is Reached". Too many visitors, he replied. What?! Happy days!
Could You Just Keep Your Thoughts to yourself? – Part Two
Oh this is not good. How am I going to write a glowing review?! Really want her business to soar. I texted Hannah. "Bit random, but (how I start a lot of my messages) can I give you some vegan…
Just Visiting
So after a few weeks' absence I took a peak and it turns out that news with the extra bits is what makes my head hurt.
