Life
“Where are my pants? Where have my pants gone? WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!”
"Oh I forgot I took them off!" I said and we both doubled over laughing. Real belly laughs at my stupidity and the situation again. [American readers I mean knickers]
Oh I Do Like to Be Beside The Seaside
I run into the nearest shop, put on my best pleading face and say "can you help me please?! My phone is rubbish, it won't let me pay for parking and they've sealed the card reader off!" And bloody hell…
If You Go Down In The Woods Today…
Then hopefully you won't run into me all sweaty, lost and holding back tears. I'd love to say I'm confident and know my way around now after 2 years but its 200,000 hectares.
My “Cute” Brain Injury
"Are you being serious or pulling my leg? He said. I replied with the llama GIF doing a "what the fuck?" slow head turn. He tweets again: "the memory loss, I was asking if its true? If it is, its…
Someone Tweeted My Brain Injury Was Cute And Asked if It Would Get Better
I know, right? My bottom jaw was pretty much on the floor. Cute. Going to the shops for two specific items, coming back with two different items is cute. Bloody CUTE?!
Which Song Makes You Want to Throw Your Phone at the Wall?
Only asked for one song choice but lots of you gave multiples. 'Anything by Craig David or James Blunt' said @KushlasBySanaer and to be honest I've been waiting for James Blunt to pop on and say something witty. Nope. Must…
Its a Christmas Miracle…
People keep giving me stuff. 'Posh' teabags to last me all year, friend's old vacuum (its bloody amazing -I've gone from dreading housework to vacuuming every hour, hoping to find new dust), a new birthday dress from Sophie (now have…
I won’t name him & shame him but one year…
...one of my long term exes bought me 3 boxes of chocolate for Christmas. All identical (Lindt I think), 3 for the price of 2 from the newsagents outside his work. Anyway, I beamed with happiness at his thoughtfulness. I…
“I want to Travel The World”, She Says
Oh bless my baby growing up! Was so excited for her. I would've absolutely loved to do that course at her age. But no, I was sent off to stupid secretarial college.
Not The Best Way To Start Off The Week
I'm an idiot. An idiot who shouldn't be engaged with until after at least two coffees or an hour after waking. Whichever comes first. I'm a lucid dreamer you see. Always have been but definitely so much worse since brain…
