My Accident – Part 3
My employer, who told the Vet I was her best friend just 2 weeks earlier. Who I'd spent nearly every day with for the last 8 years. I used her phone to call the ambulance, she saw the state of…
My Accident – Part 2
But at that point upon arrival at hospital I really wasn't thinking/worrying about my brain because I couldn't see it. My most pressing issue was my arm the size of Bluto's
My Accident – Part 1
My eyes are stuck together and my head is pounding. What the hell? I stumble onto the bedroom floor and into the ensuite bathroom. Try to turn tap on with my right hand but something isn't right, can't grip a…
Healthy Meals You Can Make One Handed
I have Complex Regional Pain Syndrome in my right wrist. I can use my right hand for about 5 seconds before the pain is agonising. I'm lucky my daughter does the prepping but she's not always here with her busy…
“Where are my pants? Where have my pants gone? WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!”
"Oh I forgot I took them off!" I said and we both doubled over laughing. Real belly laughs at my stupidity and the situation again. [American readers I mean knickers]
Oh I Do Like to Be Beside The Seaside
I run into the nearest shop, put on my best pleading face and say "can you help me please?! My phone is rubbish, it won't let me pay for parking and they've sealed the card reader off!" And bloody hell…
If You Go Down In The Woods Today…
Then hopefully you won't run into me all sweaty, lost and holding back tears. I'd love to say I'm confident and know my way around now after 2 years but its 200,000 hectares.
My “Cute” Brain Injury
"Are you being serious or pulling my leg? He said. I replied with the llama GIF doing a "what the fuck?" slow head turn. He tweets again: "the memory loss, I was asking if its true? If it is, its…
Someone Tweeted My Brain Injury Was Cute And Asked if It Would Get Better
I know, right? My bottom jaw was pretty much on the floor. Cute. Going to the shops for two specific items, coming back with two different items is cute. Bloody CUTE?!
What JC Did Next – Part 8
Time is moving on and the many questions are coming thick and fast for the kind man on Twitter who says he's going to help build my site. For every question he asks, I ask three back before I can…