My leaflets were ready, but was I? Only one way to find out. So off I trotted to Sainsburys. "Can I give you a..." "NO" "Hello, can I give you..." "NO THANK YOU!" "Would you like to..." NO!" I can't…
Along the way I was bitten by something and someone is going to have some lovely CCTV footage of me scratching my boob all up their front path.
Next thing the back door opens and a policewoman grabbed Sophie and threw her on the seat and they're still shouting and yelling and rocking! I was shaking, huge adrenalin rush. Remember when police used to HELP you find your…
I jumped up NO! NO! IT'S TOO STRESSFUL! I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN!" and stormed/hobbled to the door, crying now, turned back and shouted "AND THAT'S WHY YOU DO THIS!" and walked out.
The call ended with him saying "Okay, well if you ever lose him again then call me and I'll help you find him". Dude! I sincerely hope I never ever lose him again but thanks!
So yes readers, I did a wee in the woods. As well as dunking a hoodie in tuna oil and wiping it on the ground.
I'll try not to bore you with all the details. Hah! You know I'll bore you with every single last detail.
"I do sketches and paintings working mostly in graphite or acrylics. I’ve dabbled in a huge range of creative projects from interior design, and jewellery making to sculpture and portraiture.
I mean yeah, it doesn't look like it came from the kitchen of a Michelin starred restaurant but it tasted good. Works out at 70p a head based on six servings.
Then hopefully you won't run into me all sweaty, lost and holding back tears. I'd love to say I'm confident and know my way around now after 2 years but its 200,000 hectares.