Life
HOW TO WRECK YOUR OWN BUSINESS IN TWO EASY STEPS
1. Write an Unpopular Blog You know the one. I still stand by it. Don’t sleep with married men you meet via twitter and then out others as dangers. The message probably wasn’t relayed perfectly (the “written by a toddler”…
A Chat with Ben and Carl of Restart Productions to Talk about their First Short Film: ‘Home’
Psychological horror you say? 2020 says 'hold my beer!'
Hey! Did You See That Woman…
And then began what would've looked like I was trying to steal a dog. A combination of pleading, pushing and pulling. I'd pull for a few seconds whilst pleading, he'd start walking. For about 4 steps and then stop again.…
Whoops I Did It Again
(That sounds familiar. Have I used that as a blog title before? Possibly, I say it often enough!) Why?! Why would I think draft tweets would be a good place to store thoughts for my blog? WHY?! Anyone? Bueller? Yes,…
#EatWhatYouGrow
I can't be arsed with filters. Just know that none of my photos have filters. Except my Twitter avi because I WISH I looked like that and you've got to have dreams. Or money for plastic surgery.
Everything is Changing
I get anxious opening my website sometimes. I don’t know why, its ridiculous. I saw 7 comments awaiting approval and my instant reaction was oh my god, what have I said now?! The 7 comments were all Spam, thanks brain.…
Day by Day
What sort of absolute idiot would start cleaning the door handles with anti-bacterial wipes and then think its a good idea to clean the car with them. Well, this idiot. And then it dried. Waaaaaah!
What JC Did Next – The End
He sent some examples and then the reality kicked in. What are you doing?! I'm going to get my blog link in there! But you're telling EVERYBODY absolutely EVERYTHING! Eh? Have you read my blogs?
Addictive Personality? Me?!
Umm...put the whole biscuit in your mouth at once so no crumbs to clean up
Lockdown Bonuses
I'll be honest with you, I'm a bit "chuck it in and hope for the best" but the pleasure from watching them grow is next level. I mean, WHO KNEW?! [Welcome to Old Age, Population: Me]
