I’m Back
In the weeks and months after I did my absolute best to keep head empty, do not think about him, hurts to much. Which isn't hard since a thoughtless head was a lovely gift from my brain injury.
Wheelless – Week 5
My leaflets were ready, but was I? Only one way to find out. So off I trotted to Sainsburys. "Can I give you a..." "NO" "Hello, can I give you..." "NO THANK YOU!" "Would you like to..." NO!" I can't…
Wheelless – Week 4
Along the way I was bitten by something and someone is going to have some lovely CCTV footage of me scratching my boob all up their front path.
Wheelless: Week 3
Next thing the back door opens and a policewoman grabbed Sophie and threw her on the seat and they're still shouting and yelling and rocking! I was shaking, huge adrenalin rush. Remember when police used to HELP you find your…
Case Adjourned
I jumped up NO! NO! IT'S TOO STRESSFUL! I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN!" and stormed/hobbled to the door, crying now, turned back and shouted "AND THAT'S WHY YOU DO THIS!" and walked out.
Bailey’s Little Adventure – The Aftermath
The call ended with him saying "Okay, well if you ever lose him again then call me and I'll help you find him". Dude! I sincerely hope I never ever lose him again but thanks!
Bailey’s Little Adventure -Part 3
So yes readers, I did a wee in the woods. As well as dunking a hoodie in tuna oil and wiping it on the ground.
The Day I Discovered I Was Addicted To Opiates
I'll try not to bore you with all the details. Hah! You know I'll bore you with every single last detail.
Art, by Carol Mapley -Updated
"I do sketches and paintings working mostly in graphite or acrylics. I’ve dabbled in a huge range of creative projects from interior design, and jewellery making to sculpture and portraiture.
Easy, Cheap, One-handed Meals
I mean yeah, it doesn't look like it came from the kitchen of a Michelin starred restaurant but it tasted good. Works out at 70p a head based on six servings.