Wheel less – Week 11 (Possibly!)
Although, do you find when wearing ear phones you sing out loud involuntarily and only realise on the high screechy note but its too late, your neighbour would have heard it. Probably rang RSPCA thinking some animal was being strangled/mutilated.
Wheelless – Week 5
My leaflets were ready, but was I? Only one way to find out. So off I trotted to Sainsburys. "Can I give you a..." "NO" "Hello, can I give you..." "NO THANK YOU!" "Would you like to..." NO!" I can't…
Wheelless Week 4 -Continued
Forgot I was supposed to be faking it until making it! Disregard previous blogpost, really I'm flying high! Every day I'm winning! In my dreams. I have an upline who posts continuous holiday photos on Facebook and that's who I…
Wheelless – Week 4
Along the way I was bitten by something and someone is going to have some lovely CCTV footage of me scratching my boob all up their front path.
Wheelless: Week 3
Next thing the back door opens and a policewoman grabbed Sophie and threw her on the seat and they're still shouting and yelling and rocking! I was shaking, huge adrenalin rush. Remember when police used to HELP you find your…
Case Adjourned
I jumped up NO! NO! IT'S TOO STRESSFUL! I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN!" and stormed/hobbled to the door, crying now, turned back and shouted "AND THAT'S WHY YOU DO THIS!" and walked out.
The One Where I Lied to A Friend
This is not a 'change my mind for me' piece of writing, I'm sick to death of reading/hearing/thinking about it. After this the word is not coming out of my mouth or off my fingers. Right, here goes...
Oops I Did It Again
I gave up when I tripped up someone's doorstep and slammed my head into their front door. Honestly, its a miracle I have any working brain cells left!
My Brain Injury And Me
How boring is that?! Imagining you've planted seeds. 18yo me would be absolutely mortified. And 40 year old me to be honest. Its only since I've been getting funeral plans through the post this gardening thing happened! Jokes. It was…
Always In My Thoughts
Isn't that weird? It is weird, it happens ALL the time. FB is LITERALLY in my thoughts. Got any theories? I'd love to hear them, please comment below!
